Why would you need to stop

Honestly I wish I knew.
The amount of times it has happened to me being 30M up a telecom tower. Stripping back that outer sheath to reveal those 4 twisted pairs, bending them over like a bad girl so I can snip the plastic separator… I’m not even out of bed yet and I need a new pair of pants.

Union -> Better job -> no demo of old cabling full of condensed negatively charged fart Hantavirus* dust -> stress free and satisfied stripping and squeezing new KittyCat6 all day -> less showering after work -> less scrubbing** -> less tugging.

* Don’t fuck with Hantavirus and filth in general for real though. Be careful around mouse poo and demand more from employers who think IT is immune from safe workplace standards.

** Like a man

Edit: I meant to shitreply but not sound preachy but solid points so I’ll leave them but really I just wanted to talk about dirty fart cables because I have kinks too.

Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that doesn’t work, you need to discharge the capacitors.

Have you tried placing the faulty erect member in rice?

If that doesn’t work, you may need to replace the faulty component(s)…

at some point you’ll get sufficiently horny that your gaze starts lingering on the crimping tool’s slot, at that point it won’t be long until this ceases being a problem.

does anyone happen to have that one greentext of that guy getting turned on by motherboards?

Only work on token rings.

Unfortunately there’s nothing you can do to stop the horns. I did learn from this documentary called Hellboy that you can control them with regular grinding.