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      1 day ago

      Come now, surely we can trust the corporation whose inventions include such achievements as…

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      -Smashing a sitting president of the United States’ head into the ground

      Oh… Wait, I’m sure there’s something positive here!

      -Throwing the CEO of Segway off a cliff, killing him instantly (no, really, this actually happened; that’s how he died).

      Ok, maybe we should not trust Segway.