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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Enjoy this out-of-context conversation with my wife.

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Enjoy this out-of-context conversation with my wife.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Why is the screenshot so wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide?

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      Dozens of lemmings were left stunned and confused today as ‘Flying Squid’ revealed that they are in fact a hammerhead shark with a few tentacles glued on.

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      Because I was shooting it with an IMAX camera.

      Also because it was a screenshot from my desktop.

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        It's 1.9:1 or nothing!

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          OP is Mr Nolan confirmed. New Bond when

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            I only get to direct the new Bond film if they give in to my demands that he be played by Johnny Vegas.

            • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        You can resize windows on desktop you know

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          I can do a lot of things.

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          Is it that serious?

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            deleted by creator

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            First day on the internet?

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      Screenshot on a galaxy fold?

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