I know four people who are born on Christmas in my life.
Each one hated Christmas, or was really indifferent to Christmas.
All of them are messed up in other ways.
Parents who are expecting on Christmas… Don’t.
So try not to knock up the chick with the green bush on St. Patrick’s Day?
I think this piece of advice applies regardless, to be honest.
Jesus was born in july
March
My my, such aggression. You gonna march him to his crucifixion?
Do I have to?
Ok, fine. But you’ll have to sing some good cadences
AND NO “OLD KING COLE”!
Ehhh, we don’t really have much evidence on what time of year he was born either way. The traditional attribution from the Early Church is the 25th of December, but that could stem from a superstition of people dying on the anniversary of their death, which was believed to be on the 25th of March
THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫💪🏻👍🏻😎🍔🍺
(Am I doing this right ml?)
Where’s the bacon!? 🥓
Also needs two more flags. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
And then obviously one more bacon. 🥓
Yeah that should do it.:-)
Should have gone to Little Caesars
Render unto Little Ceasars that which is Little Caesars’.
See, even Jesus was cool with conforming to the oligarchy. He only got pissed when they were exchanging money in front of the temple. Because… who controls the temple?
Closed for Saturnalia
