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minus-squaredesktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agobut did you remember to properly opt out of Santa’s list™ via the correct sequence of letters to Santa?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoHow did Santa even get my name? I’m pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!
minus-squaredesktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agodid your parents opt out prior to your birth, because “he sees you when you’re sleeping” would probably give him your name through your parents.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 hours agoI think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.
but did you remember to properly opt out of Santa’s list™ via the correct sequence of letters to Santa?
How did Santa even get my name? I’m pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!
did your parents opt out prior to your birth, because “he sees you when you’re sleeping” would probably give him your name through your parents.
I think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.