• The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Cringe on mains for a dude who would feed you to a woodchipper if it winked at him.

    Tell you what, nobody’s ever been this impressed with Elon. Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit. You only flatter him like this if you want something, and I hope the knowledge haunts him.

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      9 days ago

      You can’t leave me hanging here, man. While I don’t doubt for a second that Elon “would grab a monkey by the tit”, I need to know what that phrase means to you…

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          Wild. Okay. Thanks for coming through. I have follow up questions, but at least I can stop squinting at that sentence 😋

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              I mean… I’m kinda partial to the image of a winking wood chipper, myself. This dude’s a linguistic trailblazer.

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                  9 days ago

                  And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.

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      9 days ago

      Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit

      Hello, new favorite phrase.