• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Don’t even get me STARTED on the whole conspiracy with turtles! Just make sure you hide your peanuts if your neighbors get a turtle! Otherwise they’ll steal your identity, and drive a car, and it’ll be a whole big thing…

      And then who’s laughing??? I’ll tell ya who! George Clooney! The smug bastard…