Edit: thanks everyone for asking me questions I had a lot of fun doing this and answering all of them. You are all very kind and friendly and it’s much appreciated :)
Feel free to continue asking me things if you see this, I will continue answering as long as they come because I think it’s a lot of fun.
Has your couch ever had relations with JD Vance?
Not that I’m aware of
How much does he pay?