Think about it. What seems more Christmasy:

A man made of snow, and whom will melt when it gets hot wearing a magic hat

or

A peppermint ice cream man whom will melt when it gets hot. And he’s wearing a magic ice cream cone on his head.

I know which one I’d pick.

  • threelonmusketeers
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    5 days ago

    I think it should start off cheerful, just like the traditional Frosty the Snowman, but then morph into some kind of demonic chanting for the last few lines.