Think about it. What seems more Christmasy:

A man made of snow, and whom will melt when it gets hot wearing a magic hat

or

A peppermint ice cream man whom will melt when it gets hot. And he’s wearing a magic ice cream cone on his head.

I know which one I’d pick.

  • trolololol@lemmy.world
    2·
    8 days ago

    There was snow everywhere 🎶

    The family sat by the fire

    And all little Bobby said

    Time for ice cream, yeah 🎶

    Minty stands up

    And shakes his head! 🎶

    Now if I told you what’s next, 🎶

    You’ll tell me it’s made up

    With a spoon in his hand

    Minty carves his own chest 🎶

    Then looks at Bobby and

    goes “there you have it”

    You’re welcome

    • threelonmusketeersEnglish
      1·
      8 days ago

      Well this is a bit cursed.

      Do you have a tune in mind to sing this to? The syllables don’t quite fit Frosty the Snowman.

      • trolololol@lemmy.world
        2·
        8 days ago

        Tune and chords was a bit of an after though. I may get to it tomorrow, and if I do there will be a video on Instagram or YouTube eventually.

        I’m thinking the lyrics would go well with some hard rock like motor Head. What’s your thoughts?

        • threelonmusketeersEnglish
          1·
          5 days ago

          I think it should start off cheerful, just like the traditional Frosty the Snowman, but then morph into some kind of demonic chanting for the last few lines.