Think about it. What seems more Christmasy:

A man made of snow, and whom will melt when it gets hot wearing a magic hat

or

A peppermint ice cream man whom will melt when it gets hot. And he’s wearing a magic ice cream cone on his head.

I know which one I’d pick.

  • threelonmusketeersEnglish
    1·
    7 days ago

    Well this is a bit cursed.

    Do you have a tune in mind to sing this to? The syllables don’t quite fit Frosty the Snowman.

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
      2·
      7 days ago

      Tune and chords was a bit of an after though. I may get to it tomorrow, and if I do there will be a video on Instagram or YouTube eventually.

      I’m thinking the lyrics would go well with some hard rock like motor Head. What’s your thoughts?

      • threelonmusketeersEnglish
        1·
        4 days ago

        I think it should start off cheerful, just like the traditional Frosty the Snowman, but then morph into some kind of demonic chanting for the last few lines.