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minus-squarejawa21@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up32·7 days agoI used to work with a guy that (like clockwork) after every break would come back sneezing and sniffling and he never stopped moving. We all knee what was going on, but noone ever said anything because he got so much done during those 30 mins.
minus-squareImgonnatrythislinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·7 days agoYeah, from an employer’s perspective a blind eye might be the best policy for this sort of thing.
minus-squareTyfud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoNot from a liability standpoint though.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 days agoWhat’s that? This food ain’t gonna prep itself
minus-squareImgonnatrythislinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoYeah, 9 out of ten corporate lawyers probably recommend the no coke in bathroom sign from that standpoint…
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tealinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days ago Hey, how was I to know they were doing coke in the bathroom? It’s against policy, and I don’t peep at people in the bathroom. Boom, plausible deniability secured.
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoI used to do coke, until a took an arrow to the knee.
minus-squarestringerelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoI used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too.
I used to work with a guy that (like clockwork) after every break would come back sneezing and sniffling and he never stopped moving. We all knee what was going on, but noone ever said anything because he got so much done during those 30 mins.
Yeah, from an employer’s perspective a blind eye might be the best policy for this sort of thing.
Not from a liability standpoint though.
What’s that? This food ain’t gonna prep itself
Yeah, 9 out of ten corporate lawyers probably recommend the no coke in bathroom sign from that standpoint…
Boom, plausible deniability secured.
I used to do coke, until a took an arrow to the knee.
I used to smoke weed.
I still do, but I used to, too.