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Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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WebMD speaks

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Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Smacks@lemmy.world
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I have a rash on my leg.

WebMD: “You will die in five minutes.”
- XTornado@lemmy.ml
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  Enough time for a quick one.
STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz
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you have cancer and scoliosis and muscular sclerosis. good luck
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  What about bubonic plague? I thought I’ve spotted some swellings
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  Also you’re pregnant
Destroyer Of Worlds@lemmy.world
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you have diabetic aidshingles

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