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PugJesus@lemmy.world to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

These new food fads are getting out of control

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These new food fads are getting out of control

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    I ate my dinner off of a piece of bread and my father ate his dinner off of a piece of bread and his father ate his dinner off of a pancake. I’ll be damned if I use any of this modern “ceramics.”

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      I’ve started eating my dinner between two pieces of bread. Very convenient!

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        We should make you an earl and name some islands after you

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          I had some lovely cucumber bluejay320s earlier today

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        This is perfection. Perfection! Mark my words: Our dependents will do this for many winters to come, and beyond!

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        Insanity. But they do insane things on the Tin Island.

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      And the best part? No need to wash the dishes!

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