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pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

family rule

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family rule

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pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • moipe@lemmy.world
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    They have the same face and the jacket wearing one has an extra leg coming out of his ass. Darkest timeline indeed.

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      So you would say it’s accurate.

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        Not a good day to have eyes.

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    Would certainly be a win for humanity if those two fucks were to bugger off from Earth.

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      Their influence would wane only by the delay it takes light to reach the Earth.

      We’d have overlord free holidays when the sun is between Earth and Mars.

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    Why Elon has three legs.

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      it’s a tail, he took the catgirl serum

    • TCBloo@lemmy.world
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      It’s not a third leg. It’s a third leg.

      • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.mlBanned
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        My leg! My leg! I can’t feel my third leg!

  • mindbleach@lemmy.world
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    The AI couldn’t decide who tops, so both figures are Elmo and Zuck simultaneously. Like they got Brundlefucked.

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      This is their family, and their children committed incest.

  • DudePluto@lemm.ee
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    Is that a giant turd coming out?

    • NotSteffen@lemmy.world
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      Third pant leg for his tail.

    • whataboutshutup@discuss.online
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      A cat tail buttplug.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No, musk isn’t coming out.

    • mindbleach@lemmy.world
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      Two!

    • Regular Human@lemmy.world
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      “computer, pull up an image of musk shidding out his doodoo ass”

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    Elon would be the one that carries the baby

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      He can’t deliver, his third leg would be in the way.

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        deleted by creator

        • poldergeest@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Thank you for agreeing with me that any offspring of the two combined would result in nothing more than literal poop.

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      He does look more like a middle aged woman too.

  • SignorPao@lemmy.world
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    Whatever, just don’t let Elon choose the name of the baby, please

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    delete this post this instant

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    So why is Harland Williams watching Chris Evans do pottery?

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