• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?

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      2 days ago

      Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.

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          One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.

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              I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.