• Aganim@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    74
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    In other news, Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital today because of ‘a foreign object being lodged in his rectum’. A reliable source mentioned that the billionaire slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes.

    An attending physician anonymously commented that the object proved difficult to remove as ‘the patient was extremely uptight’.

    Further information will be shared as it becomes available.

    • Sonor@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      how much time does a foreign object has to spend in your rectum to cease being foreign and became a permanent resident?

      • nobody158
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        2 days ago

        I thought it was his head but apparently that has been stuck up there for a while and is a pre existing condition and this was something new

    • dufkm@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 days ago

      slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes

      “It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one”