What? No they wouldn’t. They’ve been putzing around at the station since before either of us were born. What’s taking so long? Show me the firetruck. Wheels, engine, ladder, hoses, all assembled and ready to go. The firefighters haven’t even started putting it together yet, much less on the road. Tick tock, house is burning. How many more decades do I have to wait?

If you don’t want to be accused of being a shill, then stop helping them. Millions of voters refused just like you asked, and now we get genocidal fascists instead of genocidal liberals. MAGA got exactly what they wanted. You might not be a secret agent sent to disperse propaganda, but you definitely fell for one.