i don’t know

Ok, so when you’re 24 you’re gonna meet someone abso-fucking-lutely awesome, do not fucking say you’d rather work on your music over dating her you god damn fucking dumb piece of shit or I’ll come back and beat the shit out of you.

Cram in everything you can before you turn 30 because that’s when your body’s going to crap out on you.

“None of the things you’re worried about will happen, so relax a little.”

Doing well in school doesn’t mean you don’t have ADHD

Go buy a lottery ticket, here’s the historical record of the winning numbers.

The world is waaay dummer and less fair than you think so don’t stress about things too much cause it’s rigged anyway.

Having said that, persistence does eventually get you there

“Call CPS”

“Don’t marry that girl.”

Girls want to date / fuck just as much as you do… So be cool, just chill… Work on your self, be the best version of you that you can be… Work on your communication, be upfront honest and forthcoming.

You’ll be fine.

Buy bitcoin and take more shits

Eat healthy and exercise, your body will last longer

Take that money you were saving for university and buy Apple stock. Still move to the university town and hang out on campus, but skip the tuition fees and going to class; spend the time while others are in class working for a few years and putting more money into Apple stock.

Cash out some of that money a few years later and use it for a cheap bachelor’s degree; leverage that to get into the field you want to be in.

Then later, cash out some more to buy property… say, around 2008. But keep feeding more money in.

Stop chasing exes through your 20s. Especially the one from a different country. Even if it didn’t crash and burn it never would have worked anyway just due to immigration

Stop looking for love and learn to love yourself. You are at your best when you are alone and not torn between introversion and tending to a relationship. It’s one or the other and you always default to the former. Always has been.