And this is a school run by evil Pearson who controls all the textbooks, so that’s a bit of a comfort even as America’s educational standards slip down the tubes.
And this is a school run by evil Pearson who controls all the textbooks, so that’s a bit of a comfort even as America’s educational standards slip down the tubes.
Now I can’t get this mental image of God sitting there with a typewriter writing incredibly detailed Earth fanfics long before he actually made anything.
Not the Christian God, he just filled out a DND character sheet. Under the character info he wrote “Looks old as fuck, but is actually really young”. And then in a different color pencil, kind of squeezed in sideways along the edge with an arrow that points back to the original sentence in a second line, “Full of random shit that could only be there if actually super super old!”
He will then use that sentence to explain away why he always seems to “know” something that could only be known if he was truly ancient.
Edit: Chatgpt was actually able to make an image I asked for without telling me it violated its rules, and at the same time looking something like what I asked for, what a miracle…
It would be easier just to set the rules and let everything play out. It’s a shame he wasn’t smart enough to think of that one.