• Rose Thorne
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      810 months ago

      That’s what they claim, but have you looked into it? It’s all about the racism with Elves. Elven child isn’t perfect, maybe born with Dwarfism? Sent to a Gnomish village and any connection is denied.

      Dirty fuckin knife-ears.

      • rrastroOP
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    • Zorque
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      610 months ago

      Gnomes are what Elves want to be, clearly.

  • Thelsim
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    Hmm, have you considered the fascinating field of horticultural decorations?

  • CarlsIII
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    710 months ago

    The gnomes from Fable 3 got it real good, just hiding out and hurling insults at passers-by

    • Rose Thorne
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      210 months ago

      Up until the Hero comes along.

      It might be nice, but is it worth getting tracked down and shot in the balls? Cause the third time I hear “Ya gotta good ass! For kickin’!”, I start taking out my frustrations.

      • CarlsIII
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        010 months ago

        Well of course, if you’re not good enough at your job, you’ll be fired (at)

  • @pastermil
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    310 months ago

    Same major, just different career path

    • Rose Thorne
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      310 months ago

      We don’t speak of the Keeblers.

      A Keebler is not born, they are chosen. They drink of the lifemilk of lesser species. If you listen closely, you can hear the screams.

      Don’t approach the Tree. Don’t fall for their deceitful delicious odors. And for the love you may have for those you leave behind, never accept a cookie.