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minus-squareTriflingToadlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·13 hours agococa cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·13 hours agoWait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours agothese are just carbonated lies
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·13 hours agoFascinating! *Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*
coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
these are just carbonated lies
Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*