• bean@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      “What if I can’t have gluten, sugar, or anything ‘meat’; surely you’ll reward all your employees equally, right boss?”

    • gravitas_deficiency
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      1 day ago

      Best I can do is bagel bites. Bring your own soda if you want something other than water. But don’t worry - I’ll be able to join the festivities via zoom from the new corporate jet!

      -C-suites, probably