• DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    What has no hair, stands up in a chair, frightens the neighbor’s dog?

    It makes a frown, allows you to sit down, it’s log, log, log!

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      10 hours ago

      It’s log, it’s log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

      It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad it’s good!