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Just a slightly opened box of 5,000 live crickets.
“Hey Bitch. YSK: I farted in all of these drawers before closing them.”
Ooh maybe he can run again so he can be the first to get one, leave one, get one, and leave one again.
Trump would be the first to have that happen if Biden leaves one.
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The oval office is invariably bugged and has been for decades.
He would use the oval more, but he finds the lack of gold plated things and marble very tacky.
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It does make it harder to hang a large oil painting of yourself.
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I wonder what color crayon is Trumps favorite?
Orange, duh.
