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I should make a game where the tutorial consists of graffiti like this. Only for them all to be incorrect.
Press Space to say “Apple”
You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
bit rude innit :(
“Press F to pay respects”
* presses F *
ticking sound starts
I know I’ve played a game that said “press space to jump” and when you pressed space, you didn’t jump and some NPC starts making fun of you. The game didn’t actually have a jump mechanic.
In Portal 2 you’re supposed to press space to say “Apple” but since it has a silent protagonist you jump instead and are ridiculed for that.
gotta switch to your super-soaker secondary to wash off the ‘wrong’ hints.
I prefer tap shift to run.
Toggle > Hold
Same, my left hand hurts after hours of gameplay, so these days I consider it an accessibility feature and I’m legitimate disappointed when a game doesn’t allow it.
Remapping the shift action to caps lock too.
Accessibility features make all our lives better, and I agree, it’s 100% an accessibility feature.
You run by default, you hold shift to walk. Everyone knows that
Jokes on you, my shift is over
it’s never over, now get back to the that 0.1% drop chance farm.
