• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    65
    ·
    edit-2
    14 hours ago

    ATTENTION PEASANT:

    YOU SHALL ATTEND THE CRONATION CEREMONY OF OUR GOD-EMPEROR, AND YOU SHALL APPLAUSE. FAILURE TO DO SO SHALL RESULT IN SEVERE CONSEQUENCES, INCLUDING:

    • PUBLIC EXECUTION WITHOUT TRIAL

    Sincerely,

    Alphabet Inc., Board member of the United Oligarchy™

  • TVA@thebrainbin.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    36
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    15 hours ago

    I wasn’t a TikTok user, but, from what people tell me, by their third swipe the algorithm already knew enough about them that almost everything they get recommended was stuff they were interested in.

    How is it that Google with raw access to SO MUCH MORE information than just a few swipes can’t manage to zero in on what I’m actually interested in and instead I see so much garbage that I don’t bother looking at.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    13 hours ago

    Hey guys, taking bets on how long the world is going to last. I would say from tomorrow til the first atomic bomb will be 6 months. Any bets?!

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      12 hours ago

      Nah, the major nuclear powers are the new Axis. What will happen is the EU will collapse from internal dissent as it tries to ramp up military spending (if it bothers) and then everyone will suddenly notice that there’s no empires remaining that actually oppose the neo-Nazis.

      In the anarchist history texts of the Culture the EU will be deservedly mocked as an even less functioning version of the HRE.