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    11 days ago

    Similar to the Higgs boson, Garfield’s ass is instrumental in converting mass to energy.

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      11 days ago

      But it’s not Garfield’s ass, it’s OP’S ass that is claimed to have the ability to turn cum into fuel.

      Although we don’t really know if Garfield is the fuel, or the cum. Perhaps energy would be achieved by shoving any part of Garfield into the ass. It might just be about efficiency.