Also, the first class tickets for the train were totally worth it.

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    14 hours ago

    Do you not have a biological water jet? What happens if a shark comes swimming up to you?

    Land dwellers are weird.

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      Look man, if I encounter a shark on land, I usually squat down and say ‘pspspspspsps’ until it starts rubbing it’s head against me and I give it lots of pets.

      It’s foolish to outrun them. They find you.