In 1498 2025, the Inquisition conservatives stated that it was impossible to translate the Bible constitution into a modern language without making mistakes that would plunge unskilled and especially ~~new converts ~~ liberals into doubts about faith woke DEI like equality, no slavery, and birthright citizenship

Does anybody know where Nick Cage is at this moment?

You don’t need it anymore

subtle foreshadowing

I expect the second amendment fellas to be up in arms about this

Clearly undoing amendments isn’t a problem for republicans

Prescient