Edit: 😥

@[email protected] has won two weeks in a row now (1,2) (sort of, I’ve only been doing this like a week and a half now). They haven’t made a post yet this week (which is fine, they deserve a break) so the rest of you need to step up! 👏👏

Some OCR tools are listed in the sidebar but here they are as well (still taking FOSS recommendations)

The grand prize is me googling clipart of a trophy cup which I will then personalize using imgflip, and will be awarded Monday assuming my life has not been struck by some new and interesting calamity. May the most interesting transcription (that remains accurate) win!