Hole’s not big enough. (If I had a nickel.)
Then I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange that I found them in my butthole.
I love that one. But I was thinking of this quote
That’s what she said
Don’t steal! You should rent it. And tip OP.
I would but my low, low income as a landlord with only 14 properties makes that impossible.
I wish people would stop treating landlords as a charity case. Why are we always sending public money to landlords? Subsidizing their bills? Giving them easier access into universities and training programmes? Going easy on them when they steal - yes, steal! - ‘essential’ goods like memes!
Landlords should pull themselves up by their bootstraps, work hard, and spend less on avocado toast! Don’t buy what you can’t afford! One day, with enough hard, honest landlording, you might even be able to become a tenant.
Can’t believe tipping landlords was considered even as a meme lol
Sounds overltly American tbh
Worst landlord laws I’ve ever seen was in Japan. You have to pay them a welcome fee and a key fee on top of your bond and rent when you sign a lease.
In Berlin they now expect a blowie on top.
Korea has an interesting system. You pay a single (very large) deposit when you move in, and you get the entire deposit back when you move out. The landlord keeps only the interest on the deposit.
In Canada, there’s a last month deposit that is paid at whatever the rate is when the rental begins but counts at whatever rate the last month ends up at. This is to cancel out the interest the landlord should owe on the deposit.
Hey, at least key fee rhymes
Well it always baffled me, you just sign a lease, put a deposit down and pay the guy a welcome fee and then you don’t get a key until you pay more?
Fucking wild.
Baffling is the right word!
Actually, it was invented by the British in 1643.
Tipping landlords?
No, memes.
Blimy
*Blimey
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Lmfao.
My landlord’s hardwork: Calling the service repair guy. Making sure the property management company pays him my rent. Paying for a new AC he cheaped out on decades ago.
He has multiple properties. I don’t know if it’s possible to use each one at the same time, if so that’s a wild power, and I would totally not rent them out.
And if the pay is inadequate maybe he should get a job lol
Sounds like your landlord is underpaid tbh
If they’re landlords, the correct term for a tenant is landslave
Landserf would be a more accurate term.
tipping? do Americans tip their fucking landlords too?
…do other countries seriously lack that much respect that they don’t even tip their landlords? my god what a shithole the rest of the world is
Tipping your landlord is essential for a good relationship. Not tipping them is basically wage theft.
how do I report this
Press the crosspost button to repost! And tip your landlord.
I’ve heard of cow tipping. Is landlord tipping the same sort of thing?
But what about landlord tipping?
Idk, it sounds plausible.
but i saw it happen in the barnyard movie
Yeah. By paying the mortgage plus 30% on the property they bought at double a fair market rate just to keep me from buying it for myself.
I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage and getting no equity in return.
Thanks landlords!
If it’s that simple, why don’t you just buy somewhere?
It was for me, so I did. Went from paying £375/m rent to £200/m mortgage.
Most people can’t do that without leaving the community they have roots in
Because I don’t qualify for a mortgage for double the fair market rate. That’s why they’re willing to pay so much for the properties. It keeps us from buying them.
Because banks for some reason think that people can’t afford to pay a mortgage that’s less than their current rent.
I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage
It’s totally different where I live (in the San Francisco Bay Area)… Renting is cheaper than buying here. A lot of the landlords bought their property a long time ago when it was much cheaper.
No we don’t, but they wish we would.
It was a 4chan meme to “trigger the lefties”, but turned into a shitpost.
consider me triggered
Some landlords that are complete assholes ask, but I doubt you’ll actually see anybody actually do it.
The “inadequate pay” one got me rolling. 😂
Inadequate pay for what exactly? Owning some land and squeezing money from the people who actually take care of it? Fuck landlords!
For all the services they provide us
Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. 😂
I’m glad I could help, upvotes on the left. Or wherever they are. That’s my obligatory tip!
I don’t rent currently, but if I do end up renting out a room, I got the inadequate pay for the house by first delivering pizzas and then manufacturing shit.
Needs many, many more rocks.
Preferably on top of him
Hate speech against a minority
