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minus-squareNerdInSuspenders@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down1·2 days agoLegend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.
minus-squareLanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoI don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 days agoI suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoDamn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThe legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoHow is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?
minus-squarethe_crotchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours ago How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 days agoBut the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.
Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.
I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.
I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.
Omg just like Pokémon
Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters
The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder
How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?
It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.
But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.