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Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Dangle something pleasant in front of my face and I lose all self-control.

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Dangle something pleasant in front of my face and I lose all self-control.

Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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    I thought cats hated the shower?

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    This was me in my early 20s. Drugs and sex and drugs and sex. Overdoses and STDs. Thankfully the passions of youth tend to wear off eventually. These days I’m much more controlled and content. Sober and been in a quiet monogamous relationship for years.

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      Fast living and easy sex do seem to turn into easy living and slow sex.

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    My wife is like that with my balls

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      Can confirm about that guy’s wife.

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    You and me both. Executive dysfunction can be a real bitch sometimes.

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