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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Going to the doctor in 2040

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Going to the doctor in 2040

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • teft@lemmy.world
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    That doctor:

    • GluWu@lemm.ee
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      Anyway, I don’t wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be retarded.

      EDIT: Due to the number of reports this has gotten I have been advised by the mods to note that this is a direct quote from the scene above.

      I have been banned from blahaj.zone for quoting a movie in a different instance

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        The first doctor that calls me “scrote” gets punched in the face.

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        Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn’t even considered that offensive.

        It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.

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        You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.

        When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.

      • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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        Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers

        • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee
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          Yeah baby yeah.

      • x00z@lemmy.world
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        I’m calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!

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    • paequ2@lemmy.today
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      macOS Lexus 🔜

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    Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say “epic fail” and hold up a spork.

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      How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed

      • Deebster@lemmy.ml
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        And bacon flavoured

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    “My guy, you got that Ligma for real”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it’s like, super aids or something, devvo’ed”

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    Doc, what the Sigma?

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      Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.

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    what’s gng

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      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gng

      Look like consensus’s changed over the years. I still dunno what’s gng

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      I assumed it was meant to be gang, but the “a” would’ve been censored anyway so it was just excluded.

    • Piemanding
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      Good night gamers?

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    No cap fr fr?

    • DannyBoy
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      ong ong

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    My doctor diagnosed me with “no rizz”. The fuck?

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      Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?

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    For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

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    would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?

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    Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

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      All new is forgotten old

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        He likes large butts, and he does not fib.

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    I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

    • darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl
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      Yeah because they’re never available!

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      Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.

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    Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.

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    That will be two million dollars (inflation).

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    more like in 2026

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    What?

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