EmpeRohr@mastodon.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 12 hours agoWhen the Bard has a whole excel database of insultss3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.comimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1126arrow-down1imageWhen the Bard has a whole excel database of insultss3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.comEmpeRohr@mastodon.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 12 hours agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethreelonmusketeerslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 hours agoThe real crime here is using Excel as a database.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 hours agoThat reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.
minus-squarebob_lemon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 hours agoSELECT Insult FROM Insults ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1
minus-squarelowleveldata@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agoExcel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human
The real crime here is using Excel as a database.
That reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.
SELECT Insult FROM Insults ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1Excel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human