• NONE@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    My void is currently yearning for a male cat to bang her (She’ll be sterilize in March if everything goes well)

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 days ago

      I’m lucky. My void came preloaded with the deluxe package. All shots, spayed, and ludicrously well behaved. Immediately stops doing whatever I ask her to do, talks sweetly, and never argues. Only thing she begs me for is unending amounts of attention. Yesterday she was in and out of the office every 10 minutes begging for pets and love. Only way she has stepped out of line lately is past couple weeks she started jumping up on my shoulders if I’m not giving her attention which… honestly I kind of enjoy.

      Sorry adhd. I have had like 9 hours sleep in the past 3 days. I’ma lose it.

  • sevan@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    My void likes to spin in circles while I make coffee in the mornings. Some day it might even catch its tail.

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    5 days ago

    What happens when your chicken is a void?

    They stare back, and squawk at you for biscuits. No pats allowed.