Summary
Elon Musk allegedly installed an unauthorized server at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), gaining access to sensitive federal employee data, including Social Security numbers, home addresses, and medical histories.
Young, inexperienced staffers are reportedly using this access to target positions for removal, particularly DEI offices.
Security concerns have been raised, with fears of hacking and HIPAA violations.
Senior officials have been locked out of key systems, limiting oversight of DOGE’s actions, which could significantly impact the federal workforce.
Locate that server, and make it drink some water…
If the server isn’t legal, smashing it with hammer isn’t illegal. Also, it’s perfectly legal for guards to shoot intruders in federal buildings.
Mercury. Make it drink a pound of mercury. Right on top of the hard drive.
Shaped charges are extremly good for wiping larger clusters.
Cluster munitions against storage clusters works well too, I hear.