I’ll start with some ideas…

  • Hard boil a couple eggs, and write $1 on them. Then, next time you go into a store, offer to pay for your stuff with the eggs.
  • Try to get an insurance policy on a dozen eggs.
  • Try to pawn a dozen eggs.

Hey, if the egg prices are gonna be ridiculous, people might as well have a few lighthearted pranks for shits and giggles!

What ideas do you folks have?

  • aMockTie@lemmy.world
    13·
    12 hours ago

    Go to a grocery store and go “psst, want to buy some quality merchandise?” to random people passing by. Then reveal the inside of your jacket lined with eggs.

    • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
      11·
      12 hours ago

      LOL, that loose idea crossed my mind too, right after I posted. Get on it, make it happen!

      I literally just got done boiling a few eggs for my #1 prank idea, still waiting for them to finish cooling and drying before labeling as $1.

      I also have a black trenchcoat, if only it was as cold outside as it was a couple weeks ago…

      • aMockTie@lemmy.world
        2·
        11 hours ago

        What about adding “in nog we trust” or something along those lines. Depending on your artistic confidence, maybe also a portrait, but with a chicken head instead of a dead president lol

        • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
          1·
          11 hours ago

          LOL, sounds cute and fun and all, but honestly I’ve never done egg art or any art on awkward curved surfaces. I’ll be glad if I just get decent handwriting when I write $1 like three times on each, so $1 is visible any which angle I show it.

          But I did go ahead and bust out all my best black clothes, including black shoes, hat, and trenchcoat for tomorrow. I just got out of the shower, soon to be time to label my dollar eggs…