Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down117
arrow-up1513arrow-down1imageMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up81arrow-down2·1 month ago Don’t make him read your mind.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 month agoYou only get a good fisting if you speak up!
minus-squareBatman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month agoShe’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoThat was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoOn the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…
You only get a good fisting if you speak up!
She’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
Speak for yourself
That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
On the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…