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Wizarding_Lizarding to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I personally like Green Eggs & Ham

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I personally like Green Eggs & Ham

Wizarding_Lizarding to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    If you mean reading performatively ALOUD on public transportation, there’s only one choice: The Bible, King James Version.

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      1 month ago

      While I agree I prefer the Ving Rhames version

      • motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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        just realized I was actually in possession of the LeAnn Rimes version, unbeknownst to me

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          Just to be clear, I meant the Bible X Lebron James edition.

          • motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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            1 month ago

            For sure!

            saw they caught Bronny with the King Von edition on ESPN in a wild turn of events

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            1 month ago

            Is there another King James with mentioning?

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          1 month ago

          BlueeeeeeeeeeEEeEeeEEeEeEeee

          Oh so lonesome for you

          Why can’t you be blue over me?

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        Do they have The Meats™?

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      Read In A Condescending Voice By a 14 Year Old Atheist.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Vg9EYy4c0

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