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minus-squarefireweed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·6 天前 Me trying to raise kids Well there’s your first problem
minus-squarePorto881@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·6 天前Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
minus-squareremer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 天前The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·6 天前I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
minus-squareNightoftheLemmylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-26 天前Aren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
minus-squarespooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 天前Yeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.
Well there’s your first problem
Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
Not with that attitude…
Not with any attitude!
*harrumph*
Aren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
Do I look like a woman?
Do you?
Yeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.