Though they survived, the suspect, 27-year-old Mordechai Brafman, who shot them 17 times, was charged with attempted murder.

Way to go, Florida man

  • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 个月前

    It’ll be renamed to the “Holy Land of America” on Google maps any day now, so I guess they’ll all get called “Ameristinians” as a catch-all term.

    OBVIOUSLY /s

    • TotallyNotADolphinEnglish
      1·
      1 个月前

      They’ll probably call themselves Patresortians to reflect how great patriots they are to be proud of making such a terrible place so beatiful (in their minds).

      Same way American emmigrants like to call expats instead of emmigrants