depicted: lgbt people who still eat at chikfila
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Tbf to chickens, cannibalism can be a sign there’s some problem, like overcrowding, boredom, or not getting enough nutrition
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Basically this joke
I like this one better, doesn’t sponsor a shitty corporation and has the extra layer of eating his own leg.
Larson did it! Larson did it!
If it was Popeyes, sure. Chick-fil-A is crap that has a decent sauce.
Chicken Boo, what’s the matter with you?
You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you’re not a man, you’re Chicken Foo-d
Guys, I have the funniest solution to world hunger AND overpopulation…
A modest proposal
To eat the oligarchs
Mad scientist hat on: engineer some gut bacteria to produce cellulase and we can eat grass.
Oh wait. You mean cannibalism. Okay. That works too.
Why is an advertisment for a pro hate fast food joint being posted as a comic?
Chickens love to eat chicken, I’ve seen it myself. Of course they will eat literally anything. Their main way of determining what is edible it just to try to eat it and if it works then they eat it and if not… well best to try a few more times just to be sure.
This place has gross chicken, and a horrendous track record for biggotry and torture.
with a bigotry aftertaste
My sister kept chickens for a while. They completely agree that chicken is delicious.
Chickens Starving, Resorting to Cannibalism at Government-Subsidized Poultry Company
Complainants from the foundering company’s Iowa slaughterhouse began contacting PETA last month, reporting that thousands of birds were being left for days without food or water on trucks parked at the facility as the company struggled to slaughter them. PETA immediately alerted U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) leadership to each of these complaints, offering to connect them with the eyewitnesses so that they could investigate and end the birds’ illegal suffering—but the agency never responded.
In response, PETA sent a letter this week to U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Thomas Vilsack calling on him to investigate the USDA’s failure to fulfill its duties and to stop throwing taxpayer money at bad actors like Pure Prairie Poultry.
Incidentally, cannibalism is one powerful vector for disease mutation and spread.
Take that, PETA!
DBZA did the joke better.
Dragon Ball Z Anarchy?
Abridged