Wizarding_Lizarding to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoGet ya every timeimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1733arrow-down114
arrow-up1719arrow-down1imageGet ya every timeWizarding_Lizarding to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.