Some stupid meme will appear in my head while I’m in public and a stupid grin will force itself into my face and obviously I don’t want people to look at me and think I’m crazy, or worse ask what I’m laughing about and the only thing that was on my mind was “born to shit, forced to wipe”.
“Sometimes I just think funny things.”
If they insist,
But what were you thinking that’s so funny?
“No,that is it. It’s a quote from Arthur, (do a drunk voice this time) sometimes I just think funny things.”
It’s not that funny but it’s clean and reusable.