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nuke to NonCredibleDiplomacyEnglish · 4 months ago

Okay, hear me out

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Okay, hear me out

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  • burgermeister@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    I think that oil rig is actually Saddam Hussein

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Gulf of California, Utah, and Mississippi.

    Yes, I’ll put the Gulf wherever the hell I want it.

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      I can’t believe you just CUM all over the place like that. Have you no shame?

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Not yet, still cumming…

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          Sssh. I need to concentrate.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Canada, Uzbekistan and Macedonia

      Fuck you cums the whole planet

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        CUM all over the planet!

        Lemmy grab the KY…

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          What the Hell did Kentucky do to you?

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
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            I live south of Kentucky, and daddy told me that shit flows south. I assume cum flows south too.

            • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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              For a while. Then it gets sticky, and more viscous, and eventually dries. At that point you can spray it with water and get it all slimy again. Maybe even use your hands to move it around. Especially the face. Maybe rub it into your hair.

              • over_clox@lemmy.world
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                We’re gonna need your expertise down here soon.

  • jet@hackertalks.com
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    Bay of CUM

    • Gristle@lemmy.world
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      Oh NOW I get it.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    If it was up to me I’d name it the North American Gulf.

  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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    You have to think this through. If it’s the Gulf of CUM then what’s leaking out of the oil wells? Semen. That’s way better for the environment! We need to draw up a proposal before someone beats us to the punch

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