I recently spoke with the senator from Colorado and he’s definitely on our side

As long as we still get to nuke Russia, I’m in.

Recent 180 in US policy causing American defense stocks to tank. Go Euro if you thirsty for that BDE.

Cannon? It’s 2025! If a T-shirt isn’t FPV suicide droned directly into my face, I don’t want it!

My orange juice brings all the mounties to the yard

(We love your drawings so much Pat! Thank you for submitting them here ♥️)

Simply amazing 👏

Skill issue

I hope you understand your retirement party was part of a covert mission to lure Saddam out of hiding.

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

No one has threatened anyone. This post is fine both in the US and Canada. Your comments have been removed for rules 5 and 6. Let’s focus on the shitposting.

Also I may be misunderstanding but I’m pretty sure Pat means “destroy” in the biblical sense. Like, “Mmm I’m bout to destroy that Trussy”. Look at him shaking his ass so seductively. All he wants is to be pegged by a dominant Canadian woman. Can’t we all relate?

How could you forget the degens from upcountry? We all heard what The Ginger and Boots did to that ostrich.

I can’t believe you just CUM all over the place like that. Have you no shame?

NCD isn’t the place for this

Tony Oppenheimer was able to build this in a shack! With a box of scraps!

Whatever, you’re now a beaver 🪄

LOCK AND LOAD