sir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearsmessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down10
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearssir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoTell your dad the dishwasher’s broken
minus-squareDaCrazyJamezlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoOK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agocall your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
minus-squareDaCrazyJamezlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoThey’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agopretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
minus-squareDaCrazyJamezlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThis did not go well. There are no more steps.
Tell your dad the dishwasher’s broken
OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
This did not go well. There are no more steps.