Lift toilet seats in homes where no males live.

An extra sock in the dryer on occasion.

Press the Insert key on people’s keyboards at random times of the day.

I’d haunt a data center and randomly flip bits unless they do some kind of weird ceremony at shift changes

I’m the one who’s been talking to your cats and other pets when they get that thousand yard stare at that one spot on the wall.

If I was a ghost I would try help them as much as I can, not prank them. Idk what influence I’d have, maybe I can appear in influential people’s dreams and influence them to do better.

I’d go to billionaires and politicians, and give them panic dreams about burning in hell, haunt them during the day,band convince them that there is indeed an afterlife, and they are going to be tortured for eternity if they do not work to fundamentally restructure society to the benefit of the worker.

I’d also convince them that they have to publicly execute certain individuals

I’d cook people flavorful meals, packaged up and ready to grab in the morning. Maybe they’d come home to a dinner spread after a rough day. And then I would infiltrate banking systems and regularly but stochastically credit poor people’s accounts with amounts below the revenue departments structuring threshold.

Finally, I’d find people with test anxiety and coach them through the problems.

Every time someone turns the kettle on I wait ‘til their back is turned and switch it off again.

Slightly move things in people’s house. Like every day your kitchen table is in a slightly different position, not different enough to realize what’s going on, just different enough to be slightly confused

Flush the toilet the second someone sits down

Wear a sheet and go “boo!” Then when they pull the sheet off, I go full Beetlejuice.

I’d make them see this man in dreams.

I’m going into every single office building I can find and just hitting “Ctrl+z” randomly on peoples keyboards as I float around.

Maybe the occasional screen rotate. Most offices workers would not know how to fix their screen being upside down or sideways.

For the bosses I would change the keyboard over to dvorak layout or something.

CEOs I would probably alter their email signature slightly in an offensive way so they get in trouble and possibly fired.

I can think of so many wonderful things to do as a ghost lol

I’d start appearing at various churches dressed as Jesus talking about “Wait till my father gets done with his latest project and has time to deal with y’all again” to see how many of them say “You mean it’s actually real?”